Wet Paint when you’re busting

As the first entry to our Pies and Pees category on the 2021 trip, the tin shed 55ks east of Wilcannia is a fair shot for the title.

As to location, it is a winner. There is no doubt it is placed a middle aged bladder distance away from the previous conveniences, so earns points easily on that score. Having a wet paint sign emblazoned next to the door however, brings tears to the eyes of any desperate traveller. Thankfully the paint must have been the quick dry variant as touching the door was not the nightmare anticipated.

Entering the tin can standing a good flood height above the surrounding landscape was an experience not often met, or survived. The waft from deep within the earths surface as the lid was lifted was well within the ambit of CIA chemical weaponry. Peter’s eye lashes instantly took flight. He fell back with buckled knees, gathering his composure moments before crashing into the back wall. All before firing a shot in anger! Nothing within his arsenal was going to make this fo retreat.

If you really must, drop in for a visit. If you value your health, keep driving. This one plays for keeps.