Into the desert: Birdsville to Poeppel Corner

With no urgency required, the crew gathered slowly on a fairly mild morning to bid farewell to Birdsville. At about 9.30am we parked the three vehicles outside the Birdsville Pub for the iconic, if not, well overdone photo. Just as we thought how fantastic Puma and her mates looked, we were rightly outdone by a group of 1920’s Whippets that had travelled to Birdsville over the same roads we had.

With no way to match the achievements of the motoring relics, we headed for a scrumptious breakfast of bacon, eggs, toast and quite decent coffee in the hotel dining room. We commented that the west has COVID sorted to a degree the coast could only hope too. Sign in before you enter, sanitise as you enter, sit apart from other groups; these businesses are taking it very seriously. Consequently, no COVID in Birdsville!

10.30am or so came and went as we finally left electricity, flushing toilets and phone coverage behind and headed west. About half an hour later we halted at the base of Little Red, dropped our tyre pressures a bit for the deep sand we would encounter, then headed up and over the first of nearly 1100 sand dunes to come. We elected to leave Big Red to those who needed to prove size matters.

A bit of past experience told us that the second sand dune in the desert, sometimes called ‘Nemesis’ is by far the most difficult to get over. Being long, soft and typically rutted deeply, it did not disappoint today. Each of us had to have more than one crack at it with the 130 dual cab needing a bit of a tug to make the monster. As the group negotiated the beast Peter had an extremely proud husband moment with G jumping in the drivers’ seat and making mincemeat of some difficult dunes.

We were blessed this year with the entire desert being covered with flowers. We had seen it bare bones, as a desert is usually imagined. We had seen water in Eyre Creek, but never had we seen floral coverage of this magnitude. Bright yellows, whites and purples adorned the entire landscape. Privileged, is the word that came to mind.

As we punted up and over a few more dunes we heard the fateful crackle of Sue’s voice on the CB. The words “we may have a problem’ sent shivers down out spines. We headed back to find that the 130 had lost all drive with a blown clutch. We rested to let it cool down in the lost hope that it would spring back into life and Trevor and the girls could continue with us. Half an hour passed before an official diagnosis revealed the clutch was best described as a cousin of Wallaby Ted – ‘Roo Ted’.

With nothing left to do but call Birdsville Garage for assistance, we settled in for the afternoon. If you have to break down, drinking wine, eating cheese and having a yarn is not a bad way to spend some hours. We elected to stay together as a group until rescue the next morning.

At about 8.30am the burble of the Birdsville Garage petrol Landcruiser ute was heard coming over the dunes. After a bit of a chat, followed by Stefan, the Birdsville Police Officer coming for a look, the 130 was hooked up and launched up and over the dunes, towed by the Landcruiser, off to the home of clutch rehabilitation.

With two vehicles now left in the party, Bernie, Annette, G and Peter headed west towards Poeppel Corner. Legend has it that the Simpson Desert is an unimaginably difficult 4wd drive adventure. Truth is it can be a bit boring. The repetition of toddle along the track, see sand dune, change to low range third, accelerate, crest and roll down the other side can become monotonous. Seasoned as we are, calls of ‘there’s dingo footprints’, or ‘that was camel poo, we must be close to seeing a camel’, can make the monotony disappear.

Soon enough we crested a dune to see the amazing vision of Lake Poeppel. Not a big lake by any measure of inland salt lakes in Australia, the crossing of this one is critical to any desert adventure. Not only does it take you to the bucket list visit to the pole indicating the meeting of Queensland, South Australia and Northern Territory, it dictates there is one track across. Wander left or right off the track and you are guaranteed to sink the car to the axles and be there for a very long time. The lake never really dries out, it just looks like it is.

With the visit to the meeting of the states done, including acknowledging the original point was incorrect due to a worn-out measuring chain, we headed into the desert again to seek out a camping spot.

In short term a cracker of a camp was found. Flat and protected, the Simpson had given us a gift for the toils of a long day driving. A fire, wine, stars and chocolate ended a great day.

A Day in Birdsville

Today was always planned. A rest day in Birdsville, chilling out, waiting for our friends Annnette and Bernie to arrive.

Instead, a long day was spent by Peter and Trevor fixing annoying niggles with the cars. Peter had packed his roof rack with too much rearward emphasis and Trevor could not for the life of him fix his rear lights.

The girls did a bit of housekeeping before the big Toyota split the air. Coffee, wine, munchies, dinner and sleep were next on the agenda.

Other that that the %%&^&$ Hema ran flat again and G and Peter visited the local police officer and his wife for a bit. Stephan and Sharon, as always were welcoming and filled us in on the Birdsville news.

No pictures today. As of tomorrow (Monday 3rd August) we will be off air for about 10 days or more as we enter the Simpson Desert. Will be back blogging as soon as we can.

Deon’s Lookout – Betoota.

Dear Lord, save me. On any scale at all, this one is a true Australian bastard. Situated at the highest point of a stunning lookout just near Betoota, one imagines this outback dunny should be the goods.

Unfortunately the long drop toilet is a true long drop. The depth is unknown, but nothing deposited brings but the slightest echo. No self respecting fly would venture into this world for a desert feed no matter the hunger.

Matching the dept is the the stench. Oh my, words do not do it justice. Just one visit for a minimal period will remove your eyebrows and your clothes will shrivel in sympathy.

Do yourself a favour and head into Betoota to the revamped Hotel where spanking new ammenities await.

Windorah to Birdsville

Today was never going to be a hard one. Only 390 kilometres to travel, with a few good stops planned along the way.

Arriving at the local service station to fuel up and get a smashing bacon and egg toasted sandwich, we were met by a lovely lady. She dutifully took our money for fuel and our order for two b&e delights.

As we sat and shared our one bacon and egg sandwich; we contemplated the day ahead. More so, we contemplated Bernie and Annette having to drive from Caloundra to Quilpie in one hit. Shortly after, Annette rang to say they were already in Roma, at just on 9am. We commented that the new power mapping in the Toyota was obviously paying dividends.

Without a lot to comment on, we took the opportunity to stop at the sign that shows exactly where the hole in the hill is. We stopped to get a photo of Puma in the middle of nowhere. We figured if this one did not work out, there would be more such opportunities. We slowed for the ruins of the somethingorother hotel and kept relentlessly heading west.

Shortly prior to the toilet, prior the left turn towards Birdsville, we had a truckie call on the CB and refer to Puma as a Landcruiser! Poor old Puma momentarily lost power, shuddered slightly and coughed a COVID cough, at being so insulted. To his credit the author of such blasphemy immediately corrected himself and all was again good in the world.

We hit gravel not long after, admiring what a season of few travellers does for the road surface. Blasting along at 90 or better, we also got to appreciate the incredible suspension MR Automotive had fitted to Puma. Hitting a hidden canyon in the middle of a gully, the beast just soaked it up and whispered, “that all you got”.

Soon after we saw the unmistakable outline of a Defender cresting the horizon. She was white, pristine and looked so at home as dust bellowed from her wheels as she hurtled toward us. As we passed the CB lit up with “Hey Peter, how are you, Trevor is waiting for you in Birdsville.” We laughed hard, for the Defender owners are indeed a family.

Deon’s Lookout provided some respite, with its incredible views over a never-ending landscape. The lookout is a must for travellers. It is located atop a massive mesa, giving some degree of scale to the vastness of this barren landscape.

Betoota was the next point of interest. Now with its pub again operating, it is almost worth the 7-kilometre detour. Having seen television commentary on the re-birth of this outback icon, we had great hopes. From an infrastructure viewpoint, it excels. The new owner has added quality showers and amenities. Created fantastic outdoor communal areas and added vintage cars for effect. Unfortunately, the pub is not so loved. Day time food extends to just pies and sausage rolls, with the thought of a lovely Windorah style bacon and egg toasted being just that; a thought.

The couple of hundred kilometres to Birdsville passed without event. Puma kept purring. Finally, with some trepidation, we entered deep into snake country. Peter ate the red ones, with G favouring the yellow and green. Allens are the traveller’s friend, no doubt. We rolled into Birdsville to the news from Roma that Peter’s favourite coat had been located. Long story, but worth dancing a small jig anyway.